Thanks to Mama Smart, we’ve* got some new Smart Kitchen mascots.
*’We’ being used here as the prononun referring to y’all and me. Is it weird that sometimes I think you are with me in the kitchen?^
^I guess no weirder than imagining owl-shaped salt and pepper shakers have thoughts and feelings.
But what do we NAME them????? *
*Obviously we call them in a Carla-Hall-from-Top Chef-and-now-The Chew style “hootie hoo,” but I think they need proper names, don’t you?