”Oh no, small child. That’s squash. It’s called delicata.”*
*And I made the rings by slicing, scooping, seasoning (with oil, cumin, thyme), and baking.^
^Are you at all surprised by how legitimately disappointed I am that I couldn’t continue with the alliteration there?
“Looks like snakes.”
What do you think? Squash skin shoes?
I don’t know…then I’d actually like putting my foot in my mouth.