Merry Christmas Eve!
To commemorate this special day, let’s all singalong to the classic 90s Christmas hit by the Chumbawumbad* Britney Spears: “My Only Wish (This Year)“^
*She gets knocked down, but she gets up again.
^Gotta love songs with parenthetical titles. See: “2 Legit (2 Quit)”
Santa, can you hear me?
I have been so good this year.
And all I want is one thing:
Tell me my true love is near!
He’s all I want,
Underneath my Christmas tree!
I’ll be waiting here…
Santa that’s my only wish this year.
A real excerpt from an e-mail sent following my initial e-mail entitled “Christmas List”:
I cannot believe I forgot the most important thing of all!
#15. Adam Richman with an engagement ring.
How silly of me to forget.