Pulled Piggy Porn

by Sarah on August 15, 2011 · 8 comments

I just want to take a second to show you pictures from dinner at Lambert’s last night. You see, once I got over the fact that I was at a “BBQ joint” whose upscale nature–and lack of paper towels on the table*–was rather unsettling at first [although the waitress insisted my hair would still smell like smoke when I went home^]

*Cloth napkins + BBQ does not compute.

^It didn’t. But I forgive her.…well, I was seduced by my dinner.Not much more to say than that, really. There was a green chile cornbread with actual chunks of corn and a slightly sweet creaminess to ’em. [And they came out of a drawer of cornbread!!! An actual DRAWER of cornbread!]^

^Reason #451 why you should not let me face an open kitchen while trying to have dinner with me: I will not be able to pay attention to anything but the beautiful miracles being sent out of the kitchen.There was a mustard sauce that I just narrowly stopped myself from eating with my fingers. [A true feat of impropriety to be sure.]

Pickles. Always pickles.

[And a silver dollar roll that I’m pretty sure was dropped into a vat of melted butter. Not that that is a bad thing necessarily.]
And green chile grits. That were quite green.But seriously?
Hot Dang!* That was some pretty, pretty pork.

*Not what I actually thought. But this is a (predominantly) PG blog. Pork porn is allowed.^

^And that sounds a LOT dirtier than I intended.

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