#iwasjustsohungry

#hungertrumpspatience

[Ed. Note: Yes, Missy, I ate it. Just like that. Nearly burned my fingers and took down quite a few seeds in the process.]

And no, Mom, not that kind of hash…the kind that floats around in twitterland that I have recently started creating in my mind during everyday life^…like when i blew up a spaghetti squash (not this one) in the oven and I thought #epicfail—pound symbol and all.
^#signthatsocialmediaistakingovertheworld