If you’d like musical accompaniment for this post, might I suggest watching this video, which is alternately creepy, weird, hilarious, and amazing. Please remember I take liberties with the order of the verses as I see fit. It’s my blog (song)…I do what I want.
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I’ve been working on the V-Log…
[I'm probably supposed to call it a vlog--as in Vladimir--but I don't...so deal with it]
All the live long day
All the live long day[day...afternoon...same difference*]
*oxymoron
I wasn’t sure about my last takes
I wasn’t sure about my last takes[It was hot this weekend...the oil on my forehead was CRAZY!]
So I threw them all away
[Electronically. And not really. This is all more figurative...I'm pretty sure they are still on the camera.]
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I did not forget my apron
[They are branded. No posers allowed.]
My new Flip Cam and Gorilla Tripod
[Thank you Foodbuzz Tastemaker Program for the former, and Mama Smart for the latter.]
Had some help from the food pro-cess (er)
My new Flip Cam and Gorilla Tripod[Thank you Foodbuzz Tastemaker Program for the former, and Mama Smart for the latter.]
Had some help from the food pro-cess (er)———————-
Smarties, did you know?
Smarties, did you know?
Acorn squash can turn ora-a-a-ange?
And I must confess
And I must confess
I only used egg for one of the squash nests
[But the yolk wrinkles! How cute!]
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Can’t you feel the excitement building?
Smarties, did you know?
Smarties, did you know?
Acorn squash can turn ora-a-a-ange?
And I must confess And I must confess
I only used egg for one of the squash nests[But the yolk wrinkles! How cute!]
————————-Can’t you feel the excitement building?
[Um, hello...y'all KNOW I was destined for life broadcast!]
Wonderin’ how I sound and act
[Like a crazy person. Much like I write.]
Not sure how soon you’ll get to see it
[Considering I could barely work the camera, I'm not sure about both editing and uploading...but I have a Sunday deadline given to me by Foodbuzz...]
But I survived tripod attack!
———————–Smarties, love me still
Smarties, love me still
Once you see my awkwardness
[Instead of just reading it...]
Keep your hopes real low
Keep your hopes real low
For production, but not this dish! 
{ 7 comments… read them below or add one }
You're a big teaser. I love it.
Oh yes! This is gonna be good
I always say I'll do a vlog but never find the balls. Although I somehow had the balls to be on a national television on a dumb reality show. Oh how I baffle myself!
PS that egg in a squash is genius
just came across your blog! you have some great insight on your posts! i can't wait to see what you come up with next! what a great post!
Mmmmm….I LOVE the idea of baking an egg in acorn squash! Yum!
Love that apron too! I'm a sucker for anything with owls.
there's that acorn squash with an egg again…
Yummer-doodle-dandy I wanna bake an egg in an acorn squash. Thanks for the inspiration.