The BDG…

…oh wait, that’s ME!
BDG [acronym]: Birthday Girl; phrase coined by my Chi O Little Sister, Annie; not to be confused with BDW [see below]

BDW [acronym]: Birthday Week; not widely used as an acronym; the week of your birthday, in which you can do whatever you want, with the excuse that “It’s my Birthday Week!”; occasionally extends into Birthday Month*

*Birthday Year? Now that’s just silly, y’all.
You know how when you are in elementary school the most exciting thing about your birthday is bringing in cupcakes that your mom or dad probably stayed up way too late baking for you?

Sorry ’bout that co-workers. I chose sleep.